नजरिया...!

नजरिया... हर एक का अलग-अलग... अपनी बात कहने का... सही या गलत... कौन करेगा फैसला...!  शायद कोई नहीं। सही वही है जो मन को सही लगे और उससे दूसरों को चोट न पहुंचे। जो इसका जितना ध्यान रखता है वह उतना ही अच्छा या बुरा... दूसरों के लिए। नई दिल्ली से एनडीटीवीखबर.कॉम के संपादक विवेक रस्तोगी ने भेजे हैं कुछ इसी तरह के सद्वाक्य और उनका दूसरा पहलू। मजेदार है... आप भी पढ़िए...:)

---धर्मेंद्र कुमार

* If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry... Just remove the damn battery from the clock and enjoy the life...

* Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like: Expecting the lion not to attack you because you are a vegetarian...

* Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside... So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration...

* Don't walk as if you rule the world; Walk as if you don't care who rules the world... That's called Attitude…

* Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did; And she is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did...

* He was a good man... He never smoked, or drank, and had no affair... When he died, the insurance company refused the claim, saying, he who never lived, can not die...

* A man threw his wife in a pond of crocodiles... He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles...

* So many options for suicide: Poison, Sleeping Pills, Hanging, Jumping from a building, Lying on train tracks... But we chose Marriage, slow sure...

* Only 20 per cent boys have brains; Rest have girlfriends...

* All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive; Or married to someone else...

* Jawaharlal Nehru said laziness is our biggest enemy while Mahatma Gandhi said, 'We should learn to love our enemies'... अब आप ही बताओ किसकी बात मानें! ...बापू की या चाचा की...!

* 10 per cent of the accidents on road take place because of drunken driving... Which makes it a logical statement that 90 per cent of the accidents happen due to driving without drinking...

From A Frustrated Victim Of Chain Mails...!

अवांछित ई-मेल यानी Spam emails से हर कोई त्रस्त नजर आता है। कई तरह के ऐसे ईमेल से आपका सामना हुआ होगा। इन अजीबोगरीब ईमेल में कई बार फ्री लैपटॉप, कैमरा या मोबाइल फोन देने का वादा होता है तो कभी किसी जरूरतमंद की मदद के लिए आपके बैंक खाते का सारा विवरण मांगा जाता है। ऐसे कई मजेदार अनुभव नई दिल्ली से एनडीटीवीखबर.कॉम के संपादक विवेक रस्तोगी ने भेजे हैं। आप भी मजे लीजिए और साथ ही चौकन्ने भी रहिए... शुभकामनाएं... :)

-- धर्मेंद्र कुमार

I wanted to thank all my friends, relations, and even my family, who have forwarded chain letters to me in the years 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, and 2009, and continuing it in 2010 also...

I want to thank you all, because of this kindness of yours:

I stopped drinking Coca Cola, after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains...

I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle, infected with AIDS...

I forwarded hundreds of mails, but still waiting for the Free Desktop, Laptop, Camera, Cellphone etc…

I now smell like a wet dog, since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer...

I don't leave my car in the parking lot, or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about seven-eight blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me...

I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda, Pakistan, Singapore and Tokyo...

I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine...

I also donated all my savings to the account of Amy Bruce, a sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times... (Poor girl... She's been seven since 1993...)

I am still open to help somebody from Nigeria, who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle's property of $100 million... So much trustworthy...

I have forwarded at least 50-odd e-mails to more than 400 people hoping that Ericsson or Nokia will send me the latest mobile phones, but those models are also obsolete now...

I made some hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh, Tirupati Balaji pics etc... And now, most of those 'wishes' are already married to someone else...

Now the most important note...

If you do not forward this e-mail to at least 11,246 people in the next 11 seconds, a bird will pee on your head today at 1830 hours...:)

एड्स से बचाने की मुहिम में 'गर्ल्जग्रुप'

एड्स से बचाव के लिए दुनियाभर में तमाम तरह की मुहिम चलाई जाती हैं। कुछ मुहिम सूचनाप्रधान हैं तो कुछ मनोरंजक... वहीं कुछ मुहिम अजीबोगरीब हैं। एक विज्ञापन अभियान 'गर्ल्जग्रुप' ने चलाया हुआ है। नई दिल्ली से बबलू चौधरी ने भेजा है। एक नजर...

---धर्मेंद्र कुमार