Thursday, June 24, 2010

Why Indians Get Attacked Abroad...

पिछले दिनों दुनिया के कई भागों में भारतीयों पर हमले होने की खबरें आईं। हिंदुस्तानियों की सबसे ज्यादा पिटाई ऑस्ट्रेलिया में हो रही है... कुछ खबरें न्यूजीलैंड और अमेरिका से आईं। एक-दो खबर जापान से भी आई। क्या वजह है यकायक बढ़े इन हमलों की। खासकर विश्वव्यापी मंदी के एक मुश्किल दौर के बाद... सैन फ्रांसिस्को से सुषमा खंडेलवाल ने ये कहानी भेजी है... एक वजह कहीं
यह तो नहीं... :)
---धर्मेंद्र कुमार
A nice one to laugh and feel proud too! WHY INDIANS GET ATTACKED ABROAD?

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Ansh entered the Third grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.

Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Ansh, who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.

'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?''

Again, no response except from Ansh. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Ansh.

The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. Ansh, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do.'

She heard a loud whisper: 'F**K the Indians,' 'Who said that?' she demanded. Ansh put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.'

At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'

The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?' Again, Ansh says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'

Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'

Ansh jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher , 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky,1997'. Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little sh*t. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.' Ansh frantically yells at the top of his voice, ' Michael Jackson (RIP) to the child witnesses testifying against him- 2004.'

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh sh*t, we're screwed!' And Ansh said quietly, 'I think it was the American people, November 4th, 2008".(recession time)..... :)
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