From A Frustrated Victim Of Chain Mails...!

अवांछित ई-मेल यानी Spam emails से हर कोई त्रस्त नजर आता है। कई तरह के ऐसे ईमेल से आपका सामना हुआ होगा। इन अजीबोगरीब ईमेल में कई बार फ्री लैपटॉप, कैमरा या मोबाइल फोन देने का वादा होता है तो कभी किसी जरूरतमंद की मदद के लिए आपके बैंक खाते का सारा विवरण मांगा जाता है। ऐसे कई मजेदार अनुभव नई दिल्ली से एनडीटीवीखबर.कॉम के संपादक विवेक रस्तोगी ने भेजे हैं। आप भी मजे लीजिए और साथ ही चौकन्ने भी रहिए... शुभकामनाएं... :)

-- धर्मेंद्र कुमार

I wanted to thank all my friends, relations, and even my family, who have forwarded chain letters to me in the years 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, and 2009, and continuing it in 2010 also...

I want to thank you all, because of this kindness of yours:

I stopped drinking Coca Cola, after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains...

I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle, infected with AIDS...

I forwarded hundreds of mails, but still waiting for the Free Desktop, Laptop, Camera, Cellphone etc…

I now smell like a wet dog, since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer...

I don't leave my car in the parking lot, or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about seven-eight blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me...

I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda, Pakistan, Singapore and Tokyo...

I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine...

I also donated all my savings to the account of Amy Bruce, a sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times... (Poor girl... She's been seven since 1993...)

I am still open to help somebody from Nigeria, who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle's property of $100 million... So much trustworthy...

I have forwarded at least 50-odd e-mails to more than 400 people hoping that Ericsson or Nokia will send me the latest mobile phones, but those models are also obsolete now...

I made some hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh, Tirupati Balaji pics etc... And now, most of those 'wishes' are already married to someone else...

Now the most important note...

If you do not forward this e-mail to at least 11,246 people in the next 11 seconds, a bird will pee on your head today at 1830 hours...:)